4.9

Bernie Smiley

English - College of the Mainland

4.9
Quality
2.0
Difficulty
98%
Would Retake
90
Reviews
4.9
Quality
2.0
Difficulty
5.0
Helpful
4.9
Clarity

98%

Would Retake

90

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Rating Distribution
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5

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What Students Say

Smiley is by far the BEST teacher at the college

ENGLISH - 5.0 rating

Show up and do what he says, you'll pass

ENG1302 - 5.0 rating
Class Info

Online Classes

100%

Attendance Mandatory

82%

Textbook Required

38%

Grade Predictor

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Predicted Grade

A-

95% confidence
Based on 41 grades
Most common grades:
A (20)
A+ (9)
B+ (5)
Grade Distribution
A(29)B(4)C(1)D(0)F(0)A-/B+(7)
Based on 41 reported grades
A: 20
A+: 9
B+: 5
B: 4
Common Tags
Hilarious (25)
Gives good feedback (14)
Respected (11)
Inspirational (10)
Amazing lectures (9)
Participation matters (8)
Clear grading criteria (6)
Amazing lectures (6)
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Reviews (90)
5.0
3.0
ENG1301
Oct 20, 2004

Fun, interesting, casual. Dont even think about plagiarizing.

5.0
2.0
ENG131401
Dec 13, 2004

very funny and friendly. casual atnosphere. very helpful and understands people very well. i looked forward going to this class

5.0
2.0
ENG131132
May 5, 2005

A great Teacher, No way you will leave the class without having learned something. I loved his papers and he is VERY Helpfull if needed.

4.0
3.0
ENGL1302
May 20, 2005

Liek others have said, his class is really casual. The typical class is just discussing whatever we were supposed to read; class on average probably ended about 20 minutes early too. He was really nice and helpful. He gave plenty of time to complete everything he assigned.

5.0
2.0
ENGL1301
Jun 1, 2005

very fun teacher. very interesting classes. very fun and easy as long as you come and know what is going on. you get to rewrite your papers if you do bad so there is no reason not to get an A if you really want one. u get out early a lot too. ++++

5.0
4.0
ENGLISH
Aug 31, 2005

SMILEY FREAKIN ROX!!!!

5.0
1.0
ENGLISH
Grade: A-
Oct 12, 2005

Smiley is by far the BEST teacher at the college. And for an english teacher, he very intelligent, and knows alot about stuff you never new existed. If you didnt make an A on his paper, its because you didn't talk enough about sex, drugs, and death. I just wish he tought American Lit.

5.0
1.0
ENGLISHII
Grade: B
Oct 13, 2005

He reminds me of Rob Zombie by looks, he is so down to earth and I loved taking his class in the morning because it always put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. He is one of those professors that you will never want to forget, he's truely inspiring.

5.0
1.0
ENG1301
Dec 15, 2005

smiley is the freakin collest ever.

5.0
1.0
BRITLITI
May 26, 2006

Awesome guy! Not like most teachers, very easygoing and makes the material interesting.

4.0
2.0
13011302
Jun 29, 2006

I loved having Smiley for a teacher. Some of the papers were challenging, but once they were written, there were no more worries. I highly recommend taking him!

5.0
2.0
ENGL1302
Jul 17, 2006

Mr. Smiley is a great teacher. Being in his class was one of the best experiences I have had so far. He is a hippy that has traveled the world, literally. You can go to his office to ask questions, he's very open. Ask him about juggling, he gives extra credit if you learn, its hard but keep at it. He's very animated, its hilarious.

5.0
1.0
ENGL2322
Dec 11, 2006

I actually looked forward to his class- makes the course extremely interesting and amusing.

5.0
3.0
LIT1322
Apr 3, 2007

HE IS A GREAT TEACHER! SO INTERESTING. DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU TAKE WITH HIM, THE INFORMATION COULD BE BORING. BUT HE DEFINITELY MAKES IT WORTH GOING TO CLASS!!

5.0
2.0
TXENG1302
Nov 20, 2007

the perfect class!!!! with the perfect teacher!!!

5.0
2.0
ENG1302
Nov 28, 2007

You couldn't have paid me to read literature before this class. An outstanding instructor who makes literature fascinating and fun. Yes, FUN!

5.0
1.0
ENGL1302
May 9, 2008

Greatest professor I have ever met. Very funny, animated, and knowledgeable on damn near everything. Also, he's the only professor you'll find with a Misfits coffee mug.

5.0
1.0
ENGL1302
Jul 7, 2009

I loved this class! The lectures were sooooo interesting, and I looked forward to his class. He always allowed the students to decide how the tests would be set up (take home essay or multiple choice), and he is very helpful. Smiley is a great guy!

5.0
3.0
ENGL1302
Oct 22, 2009

Amazing teacher. Not only does he make sure you know what is happening in the book, but will actually relate them to your life so you can better understand. You are a fool if you don't take this class.

5.0
1.0
ENG1302
Dec 14, 2009

He is the most wonderful instructor. He make the class so interesting and so easy. Just show up and read a little and write your papers and he is a breeze!! He is so funny and has such a great personality! EASY "A Take him! You will be glad you did! He is very nice too.

5.0
1.0
ENGLI1302
Feb 4, 2010

Very very good teacher

5.0
2.0
ENGL1302
May 27, 2010

Smiley is probably the best teacher at COM. He is so down to earth and funny. If you do your stuff you'll make an A. He has so much info to share it's unreal. Really great teacher. TAKE HIS CLASS!!!! =]

5.0
1.0
ENGL1302
Jun 2, 2010

He is Awesome. one of the best teachers at COM

5.0
2.0
ENGL1302
Jun 5, 2010

One of the best English profs in the state. Take his class!

5.0
2.0
ENGL1301
Jun 28, 2010

Dr. Smiley is to this day the best professor I have ever had and I just finished up my first year at Baylor. I don't know how he does it but he gets you into the material and makes you love what you're doing. He is an incredible professor. He has a great personality and I would recommend his class to all! :)

5.0
1.0
ENGL1301
Jun 1, 2011

Mr. Smiley is the best English teacher ever. I do not like English but he changed that. He was excellent when he taught me in high school and even more excellent in college. I took him for English 1301 & 1302 and received an A+ for both classes. Impossible to fail his class.

5.0
2.0
ENG1302
Jun 11, 2011

Take his night class.This man has memorized Shakespear front to back. Made 1302 a breeze .He tells you what to expect from day one.

5.0
1.0
ENGL1302
Jul 23, 2011

Awesome, helpful and has made English very interesting!!

5.0
1.0
ENG1302
Sep 12, 2011

Very interesting teaching method but it works.

5.0
4.0
ENGL1301
Sep 15, 2011

I took Dr. Smiley a few years ago through a Dual credit course. This professor has had a tremendous influence on my entire college experience. Smiley is by far the best English Professor in the WORLD! I appreciate him so much for making Shakespeare understandable and not difficult! I would recommend him anytime.

5.0
2.0
ENG1301
Sep 15, 2011

It is because of this guy that I managed to turn one of my worst skills in grade school (writing papers) into one of my best. He makes his English classes fun, very comprehensible and easy to catch up with. He is also an agreeable person so turning in your assignments on time should not be too much of a problem.

5.0
2.0
ENGL1301
Jan 12, 2012

AWESOME! He is a great professor. His class was never boring and he was always willing to help. Do not cheap or he will fail you in a skinny minute with pleasure. Go to class and work hard on your papers and you'll be fine.

5.0
2.0
ENGL1301
Jan 26, 2012

Best english professor ever!

5.0
1.0
COMP1301
Jan 31, 2012

Mr. Smiley is the BEST ENGLISH teacher @ COM... I had him as a teacher in high school and he was the best then and even better now.. He is like a walking encyclopedia or Google...

5.0
2.0
ENGL1301
May 16, 2012

Dr. Smiley is the best professor at COM. His classes are very interesting and he knows his stuff. He gives lots of written assignments, and usually lets you rewrite it for a higher grade. Take him if you have the chance.

5.0
2.0
ENGL1302
Aug 2, 2012

Dr. Smiley is an amazing professor! I learned so much in his class, even stuff other than English. He is VERY smart, and uses real life, funny examples to everything he teaches. His class is fun, and entertaining. I would recommend to this course to ANYONE!

5.0
3.0
ENG1301
Feb 4, 2013

Dr. Smiley is GREAT! I had him for both 1301 and 1302 and I had an awesome time in them both and I hate English. He is very helpful and so funny! He always has real world connections he relates us to, and cool pictures to go along because he is a travel nut! Highly Recommend.

5.0
3.0
ENGL1302
Feb 11, 2013

Awesome teacher with a good sense of humor, had him for English 1302. He is very knowledgable and you will learn many things in his class. Another quality about him is, he is super helpful! Best teacher I have ever had.

5.0
2.0
ENGL1302
Oct 15, 2013

The best teacher that I have ever had at College of the Mainland. Very engaging, knows alot about what he teaches, does not accept slackers and/or lazy people. He worked with me and my problems and although I didn't get an A, it was not because he was hard on me it was because of my lack of effort. I would take him for every class if i could! :)

5.0
2.0
ENGL1302
Dec 9, 2013

He doesn't just read the story, he tells you the background and every detail possible that influences it. He plays out the reading. I felt as if I was there, in the story, when he read. Thanks to him I finally learned how to juggle. I would take him again if I could.

5.0
1.0
ENGL3102
Grade: A
Jun 13, 2014

I loved this professor! A lot of papers, but he lets you do re-writes if you do poorly on them. Also gives extra credit and helps you understands readings that are assigned

5.0
2.0
ENGLISH1302
Grade: A
Jul 7, 2014

Dr. Smiley ROCKS! Highly recommended class! He loves his job and makes you love class I looked forward to it everyday. He doesn't just teach and ready he immerses him self and you into the story !!! take his class

5.0
2.0
ENG1301
Jul 25, 2014

Prof. Smiley is awesome. His class is fun and interesting. You will have to write your papers with thought, do not wait until the last minute to write though.

5.0
1.0
1302
Grade: A-
Oct 3, 2014

He is an amazing teacher, he makes you enjoy reading a book and helps you understanding very well.

5.0
1.0
CLASSROOM
Nov 10, 2014

Professor Smiley helps you establish the tools you need to succeed at a higher level. If you're having difficulties he will talk you through it. He honestly doesn't care if you come to class; if you do he is more willing to help you. You are graded on class performance, but he is so funny it's hard to not perform. I look forward to 1302 with him.

5.0
4.0
ENGLISH1301
Nov 13, 2014

I would absolutely take his class again!

5.0
4.0
ENG1302
Grade: A
Dec 7, 2015

Smiley is a joy to have class with! The reading assignments are enjoyable, thought-provoking pieces and the writing assignments very closely corresponded to our in-class discussions and reviews. As long as you pay attention in class and stay caught up on work, the tests are easy. Extra credit was offered to my class: learning to juggle!

5.0
4.0
ENG1301
Grade: A
Jan 20, 2016

Do the essays and really try! Easy class for an A! Just make sure you do the essay. Has GREAT feedback and so helpful.

5.0
2.0
ENG1302
Grade: A
Feb 2, 2016

One of the very few professors that show their students that he cares. He gives every opportunity to make the grade. Show up, participate, and use your brain, your will be good. Dr Smiley has a great sense of humor and within a few minutes of being in his class I was motivated to be there every day. Its one professor and class I look forward to

5.0
2.0
ENG1302
Grade: A+
May 15, 2016

Show up, do the work, show respect, and you will pass!

5.0
2.0
ENGL1302
Grade: A
Jul 9, 2016
Would take again

Professor Smiley is amazing!!! His class consist of reading a lot but I loved how he explained everything in detail during class. I wish I would have taken him in a 16 week class but seriously he is great.!

5.0
3.0
ENG1301
Grade: A
Aug 25, 2016
Would take again

He is awesome! His classes are always fun and interesting. He likes students who participate in class. He's overall a really nice professor and he'll help you out with anything as long as you show that you care for the class. I've take him twice and honestly I would love him to be a teacher in every subject but well.

Gives good feedback
SO MANY PAPERS
Hilarious
5.0
1.0
ENGL1301
Oct 25, 2016
Would take again

He's always there to help and guide you through your essays.

EXTRA CREDIT
Amazing lectures
Hilarious
5.0
2.0
ENG1302
Grade: B+
Nov 15, 2016
Would take again

Very easy!!! All you need for English 1302 is a book on Shakespeare and Frankenstein. He is very cool and very down to earth. We did a total of 3 papers that included the midterm and final.

Participation matters
Hilarious
EXTRA CREDIT
5.0
2.0
COMP1301
Grade: A+
Mar 31, 2017
Would take again

He is funny and a great teacher.

Hilarious
Amazing lectures
LECTURE HEAVY
5.0
3.0
ENG1301
Grade: A
May 17, 2017
Would take again

Great teacher that is open to hear your opinions and is willing to work with you in order to ensure your success if you are willing to try.

Gives good feedback
Respected
Participation matters
5.0
3.0
ENGL2323
Grade: A
Jun 30, 2017
Would take again

Professor Smiley really cares about what he teaches. I loved his high energy it feeds into his class and what he teaches making you more interested. You must pay attention and do your work. Participate in class discussions!

Gives good feedback
Respected
Participation matters
5.0
4.0
COMP1301
Grade: B+
Aug 30, 2017
Would take again

I loved Smiley's class so much, honestly the best prof you could ever get. You learn much more than what your basic English teacher would teach. I reccomend him for literally everyone!

Tough Grader
Gives good feedback
Inspirational
5.0
3.0
COMP1301
Oct 16, 2017
Would take again

Great professor

Respected
Hilarious
Amazing lectures
5.0
1.0
ENGL1302
Grade: A+
Oct 27, 2017
Would take again

Amazing professor. Lectures were fantastic. He made writing papers incredibly easy. ENGL 1301 - no text. 4 papers that he made incredibly easy. ENGL 1302 - 2 books: Frankenstein and Hamlet (I paid maybe $10 for both).

Gives good feedback
Respected
ACCESSIBLE OUTSIDE CLASS
5.0
1.0
ENG1302
Grade: A+
Nov 14, 2017
Would take again

Great teacher!!!

Participation matters
Amazing lectures
5.0
2.0
ENG1302
Grade: A
Dec 19, 2017
Would take again

Awesome professor. Essays are simple and he gives you a lot of room to improve yourself. You wind up learning a lot more outside of just English with Smiley. 1301 is all about research & 1302 focuses on reading (Hamlet and Frankenstein). Has in depth class discussions to make sure you know what is going on. Show up and do what he says, you'll pass.

Gives good feedback
Respected
Get ready to read
5.0
3.0
ENG2343
Grade: A
Apr 18, 2018
Would take again

Absolutely wonderful! I've had the pleasure of having him for two classes and if I could take him for every class I would! Go to class he makes it super fun and interesting and follow the readings and you should pass! Loved getting to learn about zombies and vampires!

Inspirational
Hilarious
Amazing lectures
5.0
2.0
ENG1302
Jun 1, 2018
Would take again

Smiley is the best professor at COM. I recommend taking him for regular sessions as well as mini-sessions. As long as you show up, you should be fine. He provides excellent feedback and allows you to correct parts of your midterms/finals. His class is enjoyable.

GRADED BY FEW THINGS
Hilarious
Amazing lectures
5.0
2.0
ENGL1302
Jul 14, 2018
Would take again

Just Awesome!!!

Get ready to read
EXTRA CREDIT
Participation matters
5.0
2.0
ENG1302
Grade: A
Dec 14, 2018
Would take again

Smiley is a gem. Instead of focusing on a textbook, he focuses on learning and finding the issues with your writing and teaching you how to fix/avoid such issues. His grading criteria is very clear and he wants his students to succeed. Word of warning, he is known to roast people for showing up late.

Inspirational
Clear grading criteria
Hilarious
5.0
1.0
ENG1302
Grade: A+
Jul 14, 2019
Would take again

What can I say about Dr. Smiley? He is the best! I took him for Comp2 in a five-week class. When I saw Hamlet and Frankenstein, I wasn't excited. Dr. Smiley taught and explained both of these in a way that was so easy to understand and comprehend. I was excited to go to class and was there every day, and I was early. My class didn't start until

Inspirational
Hilarious
Amazing lectures
5.0
1.0
ENGL2322
Grade: A+
Apr 20, 2020
Would take again

word to describe this man- AMAZING. He enjoys teaching, he cares about his students, and never ever makes a class boring. I was actually so happy to come into his class. He shares very funny topics and even gets u to"come out of your shell." I love him!! I recommend him to make your literature classes very interesting. AH- there is so much to say!!

Hilarious
Amazing lectures
Caring
5.0
3.0
LIT1322
Grade: A
Apr 29, 2020
Would take again

Just an excellent professor doing an excellent job!

Respected
Inspirational
Hilarious
5.0
1.0
COMP1301
Grade: B+
Jun 1, 2020
Would take again

He's the best professor hands down! He has a fun teaching style that grasp the attention of his students, you have fun while learning.

Respected
Hilarious
Amazing lectures
5.0
2.0
ENGL1301
Aug 5, 2020
Would take again

He is easy to talk to about questions and concerns.

Gives good feedback
Hilarious
So many papers
5.0
4.0
ENGLISH1302
Aug 10, 2020
Would take again

Hands down best professor

4.0
3.0
ENG1301
Grade: B
Aug 19, 2020
Wouldn't take again

Smiley is realistic from the start, he goes over 50 important people, 1 quiz, & 1 research paper. occasionally class discussions which are enjoyable. goes over someone's paper after every submission date to give class insight. you can get away with skipping & not asking questions but you'd be playing yourself. its as simple as it gets.

Gives good feedback
Participation matters
Hilarious
5.0
3.0
COMP1301
May 13, 2021
Would take again

Amazing!

Participation matters
Clear grading criteria
Inspirational
5.0
2.0
ENG1302
Grade: A
Nov 2, 2021
Would take again

Smiley is an absolute great professor, he doesn't beat around the bush, will tell you if something will be on an exam and hilarious. I've learned more from him than I expected. He knows how to break down concepts for the simple minded. I only wish I could take another class for him again because it was that good. His stories are phenomenal.

Get ready to read
Inspirational
Hilarious
5.0
1.0
ENG1302
Grade: A
Nov 4, 2021
Would take again

I Can't say enough about this guy. I wish I know my calling the way he does. I learned more just listening to him talk than I learned in the last 2 semesters combined. He has a clear gift. TAKE HIS CLASS. you will not be disappointed. I could just sit and listen to him talk. Plethora of knowledge.

Gives good feedback
Respected
Accessible outside class
5.0
4.0
ENGL1301
Dec 9, 2021
Would take again

Professor Smiley is amazing and very helpful. He gives awesome feed pack on papers. He is very nice and well respected. Do your work and you will pass. He lets you redo for better grades. You would love him.

Gives good feedback
Inspirational
Clear grading criteria
5.0
3.0
ENGL1302
Grade: A+
Dec 12, 2021
Would take again

Honestly, this is the best professor I've had. He makes the lectures so enjoyable that they don't even feel like you're in the class for hours. He goes over the literature like he's genuinely passionate about it and makes it very easy to understand. He can be a tough grader but always gives feedback and opportunities to re-submit for better grades.

Gives good feedback
Respected
Hilarious
5.0
1.0
COMP1301
Grade: C
Sep 1, 2022
Would take again

I am not the type of person who loves English. However, even through my own difficulty, Professor Smiley was one of the best professors. He was always open for whatever questions we had and gave an easy class. If you ever go to College of the Mainland, he is the teacher you should strive to get.

Clear grading criteria
Hilarious
Respected
5.0
2.0
COMP1301
Grade: A+
Jan 25, 2023
Would take again

I absolutely loved having Dr. Smiley. He is very knowledgeable and hilarious. He teaches you how to write and then builds upon what he has taught you throughout the semester. We wrote four papers throughout the semester and he gave very helpful feedback along the way. Overall I would 10/10 recommend taking his class if you have the opportunity.

Inspirational
Hilarious
Respected
5.0
1.0
BRITLITI
Grade: A
Jan 29, 2024
Would take again

I have NEVER had fun in any english class nor have i enjoyed it, but i absolutely loved doctor Smiley. He genuinely feels like a friend when you take his class, I would take something like his zombie lit class just for fun!!

Participation matters
Inspirational
Hilarious
5.0
1.0
ENG1302
Grade: A
May 15, 2024
Would take again

I love Smiley, he was one of the best professors I have had.

Amazing lectures
Gives good feedback
Graded by few things
5.0
2.0
1302
Grade: B+
Oct 22, 2024
Would take again

Professor Smiley was an amazing professor, and I would highly suggest him for any course he offers.

EXTRA CREDIT
Amazing lectures
Hilarious
5.0
2.0
ENG1301
Grade: B
Nov 14, 2024
Would take again

Very friendly

Tough grader
Amazing lectures
Hilarious
5.0
1.0
1302
Grade: A+
Mar 31, 2025
Would take again

One of the best teachers I've had — took him for two semesters and again for literature. Always positive and kind. Even if you're late with an assignment, he'll still review it and give you a chance to complete it.

5.0
2.0
COMP1301
Grade: B+
Apr 8, 2025
Would take again

Professor Smiley is a great professor his lectures are quick and easy. He gives great feedback on papers if you ask. I wouldn't reccomend showing up late because class might be over by the time you get there.

Get ready to read
Gives good feedback
Hilarious
5.0
2.0
ENG1302
Grade: A
Apr 18, 2025
Would take again

Would take smiley again one of the best professors to take for English. Not only do you learn but his lectures are very enjoyable

Amazing lectures
Clear grading criteria
Hilarious
5.0
1.0
ENG1302
Grade: A
May 1, 2025
Would take again

Amazing Professor, Very Down to earth and very funny! As long as you pay attention and do your work, you should be okay!

Amazing lectures
Clear grading criteria
Hilarious
5.0
1.0
ENG1301
Grade: B
Oct 5, 2025
Would take again

Great teaching overall, really makes you understand what your learning and never makes you feel dumb about asking questions

EXTRA CREDIT
Amazing lectures
Hilarious
5.0
3.0
BRITLITI
Grade: A
Oct 23, 2025
Would take again

Took him for a 3-week course so it was quite difficult with reading a lot of texts and writing assignments, but his feedback is constructive and straightforward. I wish I could have a chance to take an 8-week class with Dr.Smiley. Seems like a down-to-earth and well-respected professor

Tough grader
Get ready to read
Gives good feedback
Class Info

Online Classes

100%

Attendance Mandatory

82%

Textbook Required

38%

Grade Predictor

Your expected effort level

LowHigh

Predicted Grade

A-

95% confidence
Based on 41 grades
Most common grades:
A (20)
A+ (9)
B+ (5)
Grade Distribution
A(29)B(4)C(1)D(0)F(0)A-/B+(7)
Based on 41 reported grades
A: 20
A+: 9
B+: 5
B: 4
Common Tags
Hilarious (25)
Gives good feedback (14)
Respected (11)
Inspirational (10)
Amazing lectures (9)
Participation matters (8)
Clear grading criteria (6)
Amazing lectures (6)
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5.0

(3)

ENG131401

5.0

(1)

ENG131132

5.0

(1)

ENGL1301

5.0

(10)

ENGLISH

5.0

(2)
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3.0

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3.0

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3.0

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