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Stephen Wozniak

English - Palomar College

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Quality
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Difficulty
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Would Retake
196
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Quality
4.8
Difficulty
1.9
Helpful
2.1
Clarity

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Would Retake

196

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What Students Say

Doesn't teach you a thing, just gives every student a packet full of about 30 bad essays and you correct them and have a quiz on them daily

ENG100 - 1.0 rating

By the end, there were 7 kids left

ENG203 - 2.0 rating
Class Info

Online Classes

100%

Attendance Mandatory

100%

Textbook Required

93%

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Grade Distribution
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A: 3
A-: 2
C: 1
B+: 1
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Amazing lectures (1)
Hilarious (1)
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ENG250

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ENG2

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ENG201

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Reviews (196)
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ENG100
Aug 9, 2002

There were 5 people left after the second week, from a full class.

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ENG100
Sep 4, 2002

He doesn't teach you a lot, but expects a lot from you.Don't waste your time!

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ENG101
Oct 9, 2002

This man was not easy, but he taught me to write. I am grateful.

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ENG100
Nov 28, 2002

He was a challenging teacher, and he taught me the meaning of hard work. He was

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ENG100
Jan 7, 2003

Do you like bleeding papers? Wozniak will make that happen for you!

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ENG100
Feb 21, 2003

No Comments

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ENG203
Feb 21, 2003

Come on, he just expects non-idiots, a lot to ask at palomar.A good prof overall

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ENG2
Mar 6, 2003

don't remember which course, but it wasn't 100 level and it was sooooooo hard. he wasn't to forgiving either.

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ENG100
Apr 23, 2003

Don't expect to cruise through Wozniak's class. If you try, you will learn a tremendous amount.

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ENG100
May 19, 2003

Hard but wants you to learn.

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ENG205
Jul 21, 2003

I loved his class - Intro to Liturature. YES very hard - you had to study - lots. But it was worth it cause then you'd understand what he was talking about. Taught me how to look behind the words. Very funny and cute too.

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ENG100
Jul 31, 2003

this teacher is a pain in the @ss. he seemed like a cool teacher untill i got my first essay back. it looked like it had been dipped in red paint!!!! eventually he just wrote "I give up" on the paper and stoped correcting it.

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ENG100
Jul 31, 2003

No Comments

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ENG100
Aug 12, 2003

He's tough. You think that maybe he'll ease up after the first week n that he's just trying to weed out the slackers. but he doesnt change. started out w/ nearly 30 people in the class. and on the last day of school there were 6. I think that says it all.

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ENG100
Sep 7, 2003

Most difficult teacher at Palomar, I stuck it out, and didn't feel that I learned as much as I did in Eng 203. Avoid if possible.

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ENGLISH100
Sep 25, 2003

A witty professor if you are awake enough to catch the puns. Very strenuous course, but WELL worth the experience to learn in an exacting environment. Weeds a lot of students out though.

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ENG100
Oct 4, 2003

Very hard class but I learned a lot. He grades hard only on mechanics and if you can figure out the pattern, you will get a good grade. I think I improved 3 letter grades from my first to last essay, so it was well worth it.

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ENG100
Oct 14, 2003

This teacher thinks that we are as smart as him. Everyone in the class fails thier assignments and the ones who don't but be genius's. If your paper is not good he will write I surrender half way through it.He is suppose to teach it not assume we know it

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ENG110
Nov 6, 2003

Took his class at Grossmont. Almost everyone dropped. His puns are not funny and he ended up insulting my mother. I am now filing complaints and grievences against him with the school and the teachers union. He may not teach much longer.

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ENG203
Nov 7, 2003

haha! He might not teach much longer? Because some STUDENT is complaining that Wozniak somehow insulted his mother? Wow... well, good luck getting a 30 year professor fired for that. He's hard, but he tells you exactly what he wants. Write well an

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ENGLISH
Nov 12, 2003

He's clear on telling you what you're supposed to think. not a good class for honing your skills at anayzation or interpretation. only one right answer...his answer (even in poetry).

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ENG100
Nov 13, 2003

No Comments

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ENG100
Nov 18, 2003

Great teacher if you know what you are doing...he will KILL your papers if you don't...like i said if you know what you are doing he is the funniest guy! witty humor!

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ENG205
Nov 19, 2003

You think that it wont be that bad but then you get your paper back, marked up with his felt pen.If you don't have his opinion than you are wrong.Don't take him unless you want to lower you GPA.A "C" in his class is an "A" in any other

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ENG100
Dec 18, 2003

He's a genius when it comes to smug remakrs when tearing apart essays and he knows a LOT of information. He's a great teacher in the fact that you'll learn, but he eats your work to shreds. Harshest. Grader. Ever.

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ENG203
Dec 18, 2003

Mofo be crazy. Don't take class unless prepared to do hours of work everyday. He is a smartass. Ask guided questions. I learned alot and enjoyed the class. If your a slacker dont even think about taking his class he'll eat you alive.

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ENG100
Feb 16, 2004

This teacher gives a monolog he thinks is witty. This includes references to whips, chains sado- machism and beastiality with horses in Mexico. Very offensive and should not be teaching.

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ENG100
Feb 17, 2004

Horrible teacher. Worst I have ever had. If you want to hate your semester then take him.Thinks he is funny, but he is not.

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ENG100
Mar 9, 2004

I didnt know what i was getting into with this class... Do not take Wozniak unless your prepared to fail every quiz and see more red ink on your returned papers than there is black ink...horrible jokes...cant stand him.

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ENGLISH
Mar 25, 2004

the hardest class EVER!!! And the most unfriendly teacher!!! Very negative, and unhelpful.

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ENG100
Apr 13, 2004

Do not take this class if you want a good grade. Most people drop or fail. I learned a tremendous amount from him, but he killed my GPA. Please, choose a different teacher.

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ENG201
Apr 19, 2004

Was a straight "A" student until I came up against this guy. Unless you are a English major avoid him. My other classes suffered trying to pass his class.

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ENG100
Apr 23, 2004

Hard to stick with his class. Rough teaching style

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ENGL100
Apr 27, 2004

English used to be my best subject (I got A's on everything!). When I took this class I failed almost everyting, and had to work EXTREMELY hard to get a C.

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ENG100
Apr 28, 2004

I wanted to kill myself. He has a God complex. He teaches English as if he was teaching Math (there is only one way to do it correctly), and he seriously believes he is the only person on the planet that knows the RIGHT answer (your answers are “ignorant”

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ENG100
May 4, 2004

This teacher should not be teaching, he should be in Iraq. He has made me never want to take an english class again. I just stopped going because he is so unclear on his own directions.

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ENGLISH203
May 10, 2004

Not a mean person, but keep dreaming if you think you are going to get a B.

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ENGLISH100
May 13, 2004

No Comments

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ENG203
May 19, 2004

This teacher is WACK!!! Don't take any classes with him

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ENG100
Jun 14, 2004

A very sad man. If you love English, he will give you a reason not to. He approaches grammar and analysis in the most dry, dreadful, sarcastic, depressing style imaginable. You will not pass.

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ENG100
Jun 24, 2004

I am a much better writer thanks to his class. Unfortunately I had to work my ass off to get a c. The class started with almost 30 students, in the end only 3 of us passed the class.

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ENG100
Jun 26, 2004

DO NOT TAKE HIS CLASS!!!!

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ENG203
Jul 4, 2004

I analyze poems/short stories better now, but I got a C and that's considered a good grade in his class. My class started with 25 students and ended up with 7 (not all of us passed) You'll become his permanent slave if you take this class. AVOID!!!!!!!!!

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ENG100
Jul 12, 2004

If you want to fail or get a "C" at best, this is the teacher for you. Very poor people/communication skills!

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ENGLISH
Jul 12, 2004

I wanted to kill myself. He has a God complex. He teaches English as if it were Math (there is only one way to do it correctly), and he seriously believes he is the only person on the planet that knows the RIGHT answer, your answers are “ignorant”

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ENG100
Jul 14, 2004

he sucks

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ENG250
Jul 15, 2004

I'm apparently in the minority when I say that I thought he was a good teacher. He was interesting and my understanding of literature increased greatly. He even got me to like Cummings! Granted he did grade his papers really hard but he's still good.

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ENG
Jul 15, 2004

This is the craziest teacher i have ever seen. He makes it near impossible to pass his class. My class all dropped leaving him with 3 students. He doesn't seem to get the hint. Really would NOT recoment this guy.

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ENG100
Oct 7, 2004

I am taking this class right now. 10-6-04. And I have to tell you that this guy is the worst. I agree with the people that say its near impossible to get anything higher than a C in this class. I would wait a semester if this the only teacher left.

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ENG100
Oct 13, 2004

DO NOT TAKE THIS COURSE!!!!! HORRIBLE TEACHER!!!! In high school, I got straight A's in english. Halfway through the semester in this class, I have a D- There is no hope in this class!!!! DO NOT TAKE!!!!

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ENG100
Nov 1, 2004

If you want to learn his way then take this teacher. If not, you need to look else where because its his way or no way! This was the first time I ever had to drop a class. Impossible to get a C- in this class. Do yourself a favor and do not take this guy. Save your GPA...save your sanity!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ENG203
Nov 8, 2004

angry little man with no ability to teach. the papers are based on these random questions he makes up and the quizzes are almost daily, and he makes up insanely hard questions to the short stories. what a ****. out of 30 ppl there were 9 of us at the end, myself and one other got the only B's

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ENG101
Nov 11, 2004

Stay Back!!! He's a funny guy, but MAN is he impossible. We started with a class of 40... by the final drop day, there were only 2 left in the class and they both had D's

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ENG100
Nov 21, 2004

AAAAAAAA! Stay away!!!

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ENG100
Dec 1, 2004

Yeah.. English is my best subject i did so well on my SAT and ACT in English, always gotten A's in english...tell me why i get into this guy's class and i have a fail.. lol... i think everyone dropped out of my class, only 4 of us remained when i left. At the beginning of the semester there was sta

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ENG100
Dec 1, 2004

DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS!!! As with other post you might have read, he is horrible. You can be Edgar Allen Poe and he will still give you a C. I was one of the 5 stupid people that were left (out of thirty). Out of the five, one person got a B, the rest were C’s and D’s.

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ENG100
Dec 2, 2004

He is the worst teacher I ever had. I've always got straight A's in English. One paper, I had a family member who has a Masters Degree in English go over my paper. We went through two revision stages and when I got a D-. If he's the only professor left, wait a semester.

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ENGLISH
Dec 2, 2004

This class is a joke. You will want to drop out of school If you take him. Only class I ever dropped. You may think he is funny at the beginning but the scarism is real! He really hates everyone and everything! one year later I saw him at Comp USA, I freaked out and wanted to kill myself.

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ENGLISH100
Dec 4, 2004

This guy is the most terrible teacher you will ever experience.

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ENG203
Dec 6, 2004

He's a nice guy, until it gets to grading. The quizzes aren't too bad as long you read the material, but he's really meticulous about grammar in the essays; he'll always find something wrong with them. If you want a few laughs and a not-so-good grade, take his class. If not, ditch it.

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ENG100
Dec 15, 2004

This guy is terrible. I enrolled in a 8a.m. summer class, he'd lecture for 45 minutes (should be 3 hrs) and then fail everyone on the quizes. When I asked him how we were supposed to do well when he didn't lecture , he said I needed to go to his office hours. He's a real jerk.

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ENG203
Jan 2, 2005

Don't take this class! This class is impossible! He is completely unhelpful, ignores students questions, and is an increadibly hard grader. He also makes you guess what topic your papers will be on and refuses to give guidlines.

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ENG100
Jan 15, 2005

Horrible teacher. No clear instructions, just tries to make jokes as offen as he can. Extremely hard grader, who has no problem giving F's, and he will not try to help you.

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ENGLISH
Jan 19, 2005

I wanted to kill myself... every single day in that class. I wanted to stab myself in the face just to end the on-going pain that he brought to my life. Run, you desirve better.

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ENG101
Jan 26, 2005

Do NOT take this course. I studied for 3 hours on reviewing grammar and I still couldn't pass the quizzes. Not very helpful either.

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ENG100
Feb 12, 2005

get out of his class

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ENG203
Feb 24, 2005

I would rather eat a bowl of worms and get a Rosie O'Donnell haircut than take his class. He is terribly difficult and I barely survived with a freaking C, while the remainder of the class got an F or D. What a freaking GPA destroyer!

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ENGLISH100
Mar 6, 2005

(from an example essay) "The remainder of this essay will be on teenage girls going through puberty." Mr.W - "What is this guy? a tattoo artist? the word 'on' should be changed to 'about'." He's very picky and last time I was in the class there were only 8 other students.the class started near ful

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ENG100
Mar 15, 2005

overall bad if you struggle in english

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ENG100
Apr 2, 2005

Evil personified.

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ENG100
Apr 12, 2005

All he does is criticize. He only gives you a couple of examples of "good" papers. You don't learn anything, and he makes no effort to teach. The perfect example of why we should do away with the tenure system.

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ENG101
Apr 22, 2005

English is hard, but this teacher is ridiculous. He's exstremely sarcastic. The man knows his english, but that does not mean he's a good teacher. Make five mistakes on a paper, and you get an F on that paper. I'm sure he'd give me an F on this review for missed puncturation or bad spelling.

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ENG100
Apr 22, 2005

Let's put it this way. I'm retaking ENG 100 now with a different professor, and I'm getting an A so far. Wozniak is smart, but doesn't know how to teach. There is no room for failure in his class. He doesn't give you much of a chance to improve. He has very high standards. He's also hard to follow.

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ENG100
Apr 24, 2005

He is the reason that I use this website. He has never given an A, and he destroyed my 4.0 GPA. He has tenure, our only hope is if nobody enrolls in his class!!! SPREAD THE WORD

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ENG203
Apr 29, 2005

This guy is the absolute worst prof. on campus...avoid this jerk like the plague. He actually brags that he's only given out one A in his entire career. Don't take his classes, even if he's the last one who can possibly do it. If you have him now, and you can still drop, do it.

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ENG100
May 4, 2005

This guy should be gassed. If there is any possible way to avoid thsi jerk off, i suggest doing so! if you want your papers returned with so much red ink all you can see is red, take this teacher.

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ENG100
May 6, 2005

I wanted to kill myself every day in that class just to make the pain stop. Everyday I was in there with Wonzniak I would hold my breath for as long as possible hoping that I would loose consciousness and experience brain death.

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ENG100
May 9, 2005

IF YOU HAVE THIS TEACH DROP NOW!!! This is the worst teacher. He hates teaching and gading, His quizes are imposible. We started with 30 people in the class and only had 5 at the end. and only 3 people passes with a C. He dosnt care and dosnt want to help. I wanted to kill my self in this class!

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ENGLSH100
Jun 11, 2005

What can I say that hasn't already been said? I always wondered why he was teaching at a JC if he was God's gift to Composition. A bittler little bald man

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ENG203
Jun 12, 2005

What the heck is a guy w/ a Harvard doing here? A bitter old bald jerk who finds humor in torturing and playing with students mind. If you want to become his slave for the semester, keep him all you want just don't expect to be given a good grade. Otherwise DROP HIM NOW!

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ENG100
Jul 16, 2005

Ok, everything has been said that can be said. He is a bald, bitter, tight-a** jerk that rules over you for 1 semester. Do not give him that power. 3/4 of class dropped; I wished I followed! Of the 10 people let, at least 7 of them failed! Wait for someone else, DONT TAKE HIM!

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ENG100
Grade: A-
Aug 12, 2005

Passed with an B. Although Wozniak is undeniably difficult, uses an inexorable amount of red ink, and even smirks while returning his students' bloodied essays, if you can pass this class, then you can surely pass every other English class that you ever attempt. For Heaven's sake, just seeing his name makes me want to hide under my bed.

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ENG203
Aug 18, 2005

No Comments

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ENG100
Grade: A
Aug 24, 2005

This guy was the biggest jerk I have ever met at any school. However his humor was somewhat entertaining. I pray this man gets fired, but I was informed that he has a five year contract, so even though the rest of the staff and faculty hate his guts, they can't get rid of him.

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ENG100
Aug 24, 2005

This guys is an ****. He expects papers to be written like a dictionary entry, but he doesn't want them to be boring. But if you try to make them entertaining, he says it's unnecessary. He's a self-rightous jerkbag, through and through. He hates stupid people, and hates intelligent people because they make him less special. ****. Avoid

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ENGLISH100
Grade: A
Aug 30, 2005

Die young and save yourself from this guy. DROP NOW.

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ENGLISH100
Aug 30, 2005

I read a little ways down, and saw that somebody said he has never given an A. This is not true. The only person who has gotten an A in his class is his son. People, switch over to Voth! He is a much much better teacher.

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ENGLISH100
Grade: A-
Aug 30, 2005

horrible teacher, he grades unfairly, he isn't very good at explaining how to get a grade grade, which is most definitely impossible with him. when i confronted him about my grade, he avoided the subject entirely. DON'T ENROLL AHHHHH!!!!

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ENG100
Sep 10, 2005

Hez the worst

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ENGLISH100
Sep 17, 2005

The absolute worst teacher in existence! he is too political and negative, you never know what your supposed to do, and its impossible to get a good grade- nothing pleases him! if your looking for an english class- DO NOT TAKE HIS CLASS!and if your already in it, save yourself now and drop!! its not worth it. every day i loathe having to go to his class where u have to listen to his ramblings and rantings on the patheticness that is everything. He'll turn your brain to mush! worst teacher in the world!!!!!!

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ENG100205
Sep 21, 2005

Wow. What nasty vituperative! Too bad it's mostly true. I enjoyed his classes, however, because I enjoy a challenge. Woz is a true sadist, but you come out the other side tempered and able to write anything for any class at any level, with confidence. Like hitting your thumb with a hammer; it feels SO good when you stop!

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ENG100
Sep 26, 2005

DROP WORTHY

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ENGLISH100
Oct 8, 2005

i'm surprised no one's hit him with their car in the parking lot yet. i wouldn't, and won't, but he'a a nazi. avoid him.

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ENGLISH101
Oct 12, 2005

I hate this man and I hope he gets the aids. Burn in hell Wozniak. Burn in hell.

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ENG100
Dec 1, 2005

He starts off the semester telling the class that he's only given ONE "A" in all of his teaching career. What more do you want to hear?If you value the grades on your transcript avoid Wozniak like the plague!!

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ENGLISH
Dec 2, 2005

I wanted to kill myself every day I was in Wozniak's class. Half way through class I would always try to hold my breath for as long as possible hoping I would loose consciousness and experience brain death. Don't plan on passing his class, it won't happen.

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ENG100
Dec 6, 2005

if your looking for a class to cruise by in...get the hell out of his! its like he enjoys failing people, poor guy, who knows what hes been through, its like hes taking it out on us. if you want a challenge, join fear factor, not this puto. damn wozniak thank you, i love you...sike!

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ENG203
Jan 24, 2006

No Comments

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ENG100
Jan 27, 2006

Well English was a **** with Woz, but he got you to learn what you needed. Im a horrible student when it comes to the subject, but with work got a C

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ENGLISH100
Apr 19, 2006

No Comments

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ENGLISH101
May 16, 2006

HATED IT! HE'S A JERK AND WAY TO INTO HIMSELF. FOR HEAVENS SAKE HE ONLY TEACHES AT PALOMAR.

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HIST100
Jun 28, 2006

worst teacher ive ever had in my entire life, i love english, did honors in high school, and i got a D in his class, rants about the world all day and is overly critical of everything, hates metaphors, and is too literal. worst teacher ever, nobody got above a C. this man is the bane of my existence!!!! :(

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ENG203
Jun 29, 2006

Eng is one of my strongest subject, but he dissects your essays for errors. I showed the corrections he made to other English profs & majors & they laughed & told me he actually made up grammar rules just to deduct points. However, I did analyze poems much better after his class and managed the only C out of 9 survivors, all of them got D's & F's.

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ENG100
Jul 11, 2006

Very difficult. He wasn't clear about what he wanted in the class and so he was very difficult to write for.... each class and quiz felt like a david and goliath battle except without the sling and stones and blind folded.... in the end grades don't matter the only question is if you passed... cross your fingers.

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ENG100
Jul 27, 2006

Never explained anything, worst experiance i have ever had with teaching.

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ENG100
Aug 22, 2006

2 years after taking his class and i still am pissed off about this horrible teacher. I warn everyone I can to avoid this "teacher."

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ENG100
Sep 3, 2006

RUN AWAY!!!!!!

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ENG100
Sep 10, 2006

Don't take this guy. He's horrible. You will actually become a slightly better writer and analyzer but it's not worth it because YOU WILL FAIL!!!

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ENGL203
Nov 5, 2006

wozniak is pretty tough, but you will learn in his class. he chooses great literature for the readings. this class has a pretty steady work load, but if you read the material and are a decent writer, than you will be fine. he can be pretty witty and is fair and well-informed.

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ENG100
Nov 21, 2006

This professor almost ruined my enjoyment of english. He graded extremely hard and didn't explain why or how to fix it very well. If you want any kind of decent grade, do NOT take him.

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ENG100
Jan 17, 2007

WARNING Do not take any of this teachers classes. If You Registered - Drop Immediately, No one gets a good grade. I have been going to Palomar for many years and this is the worst teacher in the English department.

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ENG100
May 8, 2007

He is VERY critical. He doesnt accept waitlisters because he doesnt want to read more essays than he has to. Our class started with 25 people and ended with only 6. Theres no book - we analyze a pack of essays. His final exam essay topics were ridiculous: "Why beetles, not dogs, are man's best friends" & "how Satan was God's greatest creation"

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ENG100
May 19, 2007

DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS. HE IS A CRUDE MAN AND SHOULD NOT BE TEACHING.

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ENG100
Jun 5, 2007

do NOT take his class.this man is ridiculous! i have always been very good at English. ive never gotten anything lower than an A, until I took his class. He chooses ridiculous essay topics, and favors students like we are in middle school. i was warned about him, and ignored that person. dont make the same mistake I did. DO NOT TAKE HIS CLASS!!

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ENG100
Jun 18, 2007

Why me! do not take him he was not helpful in any way he killed my confidence as a english student i thought i was ok at english, But not according to Wozniack. Tied for worst teacher every.

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ENG100
Jun 27, 2007

He is without a doubt the worst English Prof. at Palomar. DROP ASAP!

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ENG100
Sep 26, 2007

I read all the comments on here from past students in Wozniak and still thought I could handle him. I was completely WRONG!!! If you don't think like him, don't plan on getting a good grade in the class. He is completely bias and nit-picks every little thing wrong (or not how he likes it) about your papers. GET OUT!!!

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ENG7126
Nov 29, 2007

I don't know why prof Wozniak gets such bad reviews. Yes his class is challenging, but this is not high school people. I find him to be very insightful as well as eclectic. If you listen in class and don't expect to just pass for having a pulse you can succeed in this class.He gives lots of extra credit also if you participate.

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ENG100
Jan 21, 2008

I now have a degree in English and after all those English classes, his class was the one I received a "C" in. I've literally gotten an "A" in every other English class that I've taken other than his. What does that tell you about this teacher? And I think the only reason I got a C was because I forced myself to laugh at his jokes.

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ENG100
May 13, 2008

If you want to skate through college and life, then do not take this teacher. He doesn't deserve you. He is tough, but funny and fair. You will learn to write fluently and eloquently under his tutelage and will be well-prepared for university writing as well as any writing your career may require. My best professor, and I hold 3 UC degrees.

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ENG100
Jul 12, 2008

A true Hunter s Thomsen look a like if there ever was one... writes like him too i bet. extremly tough class, you will learn a lot, but if you dont know ALOT of grammer or if you have weak essay structure, you will fail! Funny guy though

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ENG100
Aug 4, 2008

WORST TEACHER I HAVE EVER HAD! failed me because I turned in my research paper an hour late, even though he wasn't even on campus!

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ENG100
Aug 4, 2008

Worst teacher I've ever had. A jerk. Hates people, his job, and students. Tells your the first day your not going to get an A so don't expect one.

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MICRO7037
Aug 5, 2008

Wozniak is a very finicky teacher; he is very intense in his grading when it comes to quizzes and essays. However, he is very detailed in his lectures, very fair, and is willing to help you. Despite this, I honestly wouldn't recommend him unless you're ready for an INTENSE English class.

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ENG100
Aug 19, 2008

I don't think anyone should make their mind up about this man before they meet him. I persoanally never got a hang of his writing style. I think grading essays are tricky for teachers because they're aware of the bias,however, wozniak seems to have no qualms about beeing bias. The only thing I learned was patience, and you'll need a lot of that.

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GG
Sep 17, 2008

tough. if you're not smart get out

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ENG110
Oct 1, 2008

Mr. Wozniak doesn't seem to care about what he is teaching or whom he is teaching to. He is extremely sarcastic.

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ENG100
Oct 7, 2008

I used to enjoy reading and writing, fortunately Wozniak cured me of that.

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ENG203
Oct 9, 2008

Wozniak is an awesome teacher. I actually am an English major, and I got a B in his class. I found his class very entertaining and enlightening. If I could I would take another class from him for fun. Sure, he makes odd jokes, but they help break up the class period. Get over yourselves and learn something.

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ENG100
Nov 3, 2008

i used to be an AP student and this class was fifty times harder than any class i had taken prior... everybody gets super F's on their quizzes and if your smart you can get a C on the multiple papers. I had to drop this class because it proved to be impossible to pass with an A, which I need in order to go to Berkley. I would not recommend.

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ENG100
Nov 11, 2008

He uses a lot of sarcasm that I think got in the way of his teaching. When he was giving out instuctions for homework I didn't know if he was tell a joke or he was for real. He also talks super fast.

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ENGCOMP
Dec 15, 2008

Very difficult teacher, but for all who say his quizzes are difficult, all you have to do is read the material. There are few questions that are not obvious. Also he will give extra credit for wrong answers that he thinks are witty. Just put some effort in and you can succeed in his course, he equips students with an actual college-like experience!

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ENG100
Mar 4, 2009

Really bad teacher. Honestly, i haven't learned a think, other than to cater to his liking so that you might not fail the quizzes. Don't take unless you know everything about English and have nothing to learn. He hasn't 'taught' anything yet and I'm two months into this class.

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ENG203
Mar 8, 2009

I read the material but I fail every quiz i cant take it these quizzes are incredibly he picks out the smallest miniscule details and you have to remember them and if your essays good forget about it you will still get marked down for grammar. would not recommend taking

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ENG203
Mar 11, 2009

he is a really hard teacher. the essays are almost impossible to get an "a" on, unless Wozniak himself writes them. the quizzes aren't that hard as long as you read, but the mid-term and 30 page research paper are just stupid. especially for a class at a community college!

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ENG100
Mar 21, 2009

Wozniak is the crappiest teacher i have ever had. He does not explain anything and i sat through his class for 2.5 months and did not learn anything! and he gives crappy grades even when he does not explain why.

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ENG100
Apr 7, 2009

Extremely difficult. Hard quizzes. Avoid him at all costs. I don't understand how he's still teaching. We had a full class of 50 by the time the first drop date came there were about 15 of us.

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ENG100
Jun 2, 2009

Dreams he's teaching Grad school at Harvard and grades the same. Please pray that he retires! Unless you like low grades and abuse, stay away from his classes. I'm an A student in all my other classes. This guy makes you want to study Swahili instead of English. GET IT !!! I'm not being subtle here.

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ENG100
Jun 4, 2009

I dropped his class with a W a few years ago prefering this grade over an assured F. I still come back to read the comments posted on him and am happy to reinforce my thoughts on this pretentious, egotistical, absolute terror of a person. To those who read the reviews on this site and still choose to take him, you deserve the crappy grade you get..

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ENG100
Jul 2, 2009

Wozniak is a great teacher in my opinion, I would recommend this class to anyone who's going to major in English. You just absolutely need to make sure you have strong English roots! He puts an emphasis on technicality! Unfortunately If you can't afford to take the high risk of getting a C in his class, I wouldn't recommend this course.

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ENG100
Jul 5, 2009

I wish i read these comments before i took him. We started out with 30 kids over filling the class, by the 4th week, there were 10 kids in the class all with D's. My boss who is 15 years older than me had him and got a D! Just DON'T!

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ENGLI203
Jul 8, 2009

He is a freakin NUT! He is so confusing and also really rude! No help at all; when you ask for help he just makes it more confusing or makes fun of you for not knowing. He's really hard and the test are even more hard. DO NOT TAKE HIS CLASS! YOU WILL REGRET IT! I also heard that no one is capable of getting higher than a D other than his son.

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ENG100
Jul 9, 2009

It is impossible to recieve a good grade in this class

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ENG100
Jul 13, 2009

Worst class ever, I definitely recommend avoiding his class. You will not get over a D in his class unless you kiss butt and do 6 hours of homework each night. Awful, inconsiderate, nut ball, i have ever met. He makes you feel stupid for asking questions because he thinks he is teaching at an Ivy League school. DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS!

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ENG100
Jul 14, 2009

he is extremely biased, unprofessional, and inappropriate. he talks about strippers and lesbians and says every day that you will not pass his class and its true.

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ENG100
Jul 15, 2009

I am in the minority of college students who did not want to skate through an English class that just reiterated everything I've learned since 6th grade, which, by the way, is the reason why a lot of you claim to have always gotten A's in English until Wozniak. He introduces new and challenging concepts, something I appreciated.

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ENG100
Sep 17, 2009

I am currently in his class and I wanted to kill myself on the second day. He knows his stuff but not a very good teacher.

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ENG100
Oct 1, 2009

HORRIBLE TEACHER! Will not pass this class. Full class everyone has a F going into week 4.

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ENG100
Oct 25, 2009

I have to say that I have learned quite a lot from his class, but I am starting to get frustrated. I've been working hard to get an A in his class, but I've found out that it is probably impossible. I have the highest grade in my class, but it is still a low B. If you want to learn, take his class, but if you want a good grade, go somewhere else.

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ENG100
Nov 5, 2009

He's an ass, completely arrogant, teaches nothing, and grades everything. There's a quiz in nearly every class (of which you are given little prep for). I'll admit that he knows his material but he's terrible at sharing with students. He's one of the worst teachers I've ever had. I'm sure, if he's reading this, he's got his red pen to the screen.

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ENG100
Nov 14, 2009

He is such a hard grader!!! Even the best writer will have a essay covered in red ink.

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ENG100
Nov 23, 2009

DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS! He is probably THE worst teacher I have EVER had. He doesn't help you at all, even when you ask him what to fix and he makes you feel down right stupid. If you want a good teacher, he's definitely NOT it. AND his quizzes are practically impossible to pass and there are TONS of them.

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ENG203
Dec 8, 2009

I personally have enjoyed attending his class, however the homework load has prevented me from doing well in my other classes. Read the material, and you'll pass every quiz. His essay grading is another story - I'm an English major and I feel like an absolute idiot turning essays in to him. If you're a slacker, do NOT take this class.

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ENG100
Dec 16, 2009

this is a difficult class to get an A in. The teacher is really funny and willing to talk in his office, so suck it up and ask a lot of questions. Just make sure you know what your asking for....his opinion! By the way if you notice the poeple making the angry comments tend to write very poorly.

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ENG203
Dec 22, 2009

Wozniak's class is extremely difficult but not impossible to pass. He assigns a lot of challenging homework. Do NOT take this class if you want an easy A or are not willing to devote more than two hours a week to homework and reading assignments. He is very sarcastic, but rather funny and is willing to help if you ask appropriate questions.

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ENG100
Feb 17, 2010

HORRIBLE prof & person! Hatefully of everyone & everything. A bigoted & pitiful person that hates his students & having to teach them. Harshest grader I've ever seen & will stop reading your ppr after 1st pg, if it sucks, which will always happen! Retook class w/diff prof & got a B with same writing! DO NOT TAKE HIS CLASS!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!

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ENG203
Jun 18, 2010

Was fun in his dry humor but the work load was longwinded and often difficult He was clear in his assignments and due dates but you'd have to be a pro student to get a B in his class Talking helps, he is approachable and sometimes he hands out xtra credit if you know thngs that are beyond the clss He focuses on motifs frm chrstianty in lit GoodLuck

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ENG100
Jul 5, 2010

Has very dry humor. He is very hard and not helpful. I wouldnt take this class if you want to pass. Our class started full and ended up with about 5 people. Mostly everyone got a D. Do not take!

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ENG203
Jul 8, 2010

This guy is a pretentious, insufferable, fart-sniffer who thinks he's an English god. People who "like him" still end up getting lousy grades with a false pretense of taking a "challenging" class. His classes aren't intellectually superior, just unduly painful. Wozniak does this on purpose so kids drop and he doesn't have a full class! He's LAZY!

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ENG100
Jul 8, 2010

Not a good teacher, very hard on students, it is a difficult class any way and he make's it worse. He thinks he is God and D's and C's are the only grades for the poor students. Do not take that class with this teacher

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ENG100
Jul 12, 2010

awful teacher. his method of grading papers is ridiculous. he is not helpful at all

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ENG100
Jul 13, 2010

Im one of the Lucky few that skated out with a C in the class. Class started with 35 and ended with 6 for a reason. DONT take his class, its not a challenge, its impossible. Hes just a big butt pirate. He will ALWAYS find something wrong with your paper and give you a D on it. Beware

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ENG100
Sep 3, 2010

TERRIBLE teacher. Nothing makes sense and he will NOT help you. He is also very, very offensive.

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ENG100
Oct 14, 2010

Professor W. is easily the WORST teacher I have ever had! If you are looking to do all of your work and get an A think again! Or in his words, "I remember giving an A one time, does it matter that it was to my son? probably!" Never take this teacher! He simply thinks he created english as the world knows it and is also VERY offensive in class!

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ENG100
Oct 20, 2010

He made me cry internally...

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ENG100
Nov 1, 2010

This teacher was so HORRIBLE that I dropped with a W. As the weeks passed our class got smaller and smaller and the highest grade [when I left] was a C. He expects you to know information but doesn't teach you! "Quiz" more like tests given every week. Impossible to pass! STAY AWAY FROM THIS TEACHER! He should be forced to retire, or better, FIRED!!

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ENG100
Nov 8, 2010

In all honesty he is a tough prof. If you have the confidence that you can analyze like a Harvard grad then by all means go right ahead. This class is definitly not for the cockey. Your pride will be shattered.

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ENG203
Nov 9, 2010

I can owe all stress and lack of success last semester to prof. wozniak. I had excellent essays which he rudely broke apart and made me think i was unable to write. He is a nice fellow, but has horrible teaching ethics. Twenty students dropped from the class and i don't blame them. Don't take this class, trust me, you will regret it

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ENG100
Nov 9, 2010

DO NOT TAKE ANY OF HIS CLASS. HIS CLASS WAS BORING AND WITH NO HELP FROM HIM. SO IF YOU DECIDE TO TAKE OR ACCIDENTALLY TAKE HIS CLASS, THEN GOOOD LUCK....HE IS A REALLY CRAPPY TEACHER.

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ENG100
Dec 6, 2010

Avoid this teacher, especially if you are sensitive to dry humor. I thought he was funny but it wasn't worth the quizzes that you are lucky to get a "C" on...also grades extremely hard on essays. Evidence: To start my semester there was well over 30 students, now there is 11 and I regret staying myself.

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ENG100
Dec 12, 2010

Don't take this teacher unless you like having red pen scribbled all over almost every line of your essays and C's or D's on quizzes, despite how well you think you did or how hard you tried on the work. His dry humor is rude sometimes, specifically when you ask him a question.

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ENG100
Dec 14, 2010

WORST teacher I've ever had!!! He is extremely difficult and does not teach at all! Gives about 3 essays to read and take a test on for the next class every day. Thinks everyone should know how to do everything and marks down when you don't, but then doesnt teach you how to do it right. 48 students at beginning now there's 8.

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ENG100
Jan 10, 2011

One of the few memorable professors of my time there. He required us to write well. He improved my writing ability to a legit college level. And don't be upset to learn that you write poorly, because there is a good chance that you DO write poorly. So many new high school grads write terribly. He will make you better. That's why you're there.

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ENG100
Jan 15, 2011

It was very difficult to get good scores, but when I did the hard work was definitely worth it. He's helpful if you want to be helped, and always offers to go over essays before they're due. It won't be easy, but you'll learn a lot.

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ENG100
Jan 26, 2011

This class killed me. Wozniak is an intelligent man, and I learned what makes an essay decent, but his English 100 class is extreamly hard and the homework load is unrelenting. Also, his quizzes are ridiculous. Once he asked for the correct spelling of 'methamphetamine'. I recommend finding another english teacher if you can. I failed.

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ENG100
Feb 2, 2011

DO NOT TAKE HIM UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE A HUGE WORK LOAD! I dropped him the first week i was in the class.

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ENG100
Mar 18, 2011

If you don't like writing then you shouldn't take him. He's very strict on essays, red ink is what you'll most likely see on them. And if you fail an essay you don't get the chance to rewrite it. His quizzes aren't normal. He asks the most weirdest questions on those quizzes.

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ENG100
Apr 29, 2011

He's a great teacher if you want to become a great writer. If you want to get an A in english 100 i suggest you power through his class and take english again with another teacher and you'll get an A++. Also the man is obviously extremely intelligent and he's witty and funny as hell

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ENG100
May 23, 2011

Mr. Wozniak is a very sarcastic, uncompromising teacher. He expects a lot out of every student and especially grades essays like a madman. Anyone who wants a hardcore English teacher, take this guy. Otherwise, DONT TAKE HIM! More than half our class was gone halfway through the semester. :(

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ENG100
Jul 2, 2011

If this was my ONLY class during FALL then maybe it would be tolerable.(I took him over this Summer and dropped the class before it showed on my transcripts)He is very very difficult to keep up with, he is fast and unclear. Lots of students dropped the class right away. The Professor is great at what he does he just isn't very pro-student.

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ENG100
Sep 21, 2011

He is a OK professor. I took ENG 100 over the summer as a high school student, he is somewhat clear, and is a hard grader. If you want to really learn English this guy is for you. But it is way to hard for course so I urge you to go to another.

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ENG100
Oct 3, 2011

We have four hours of lecture time a week and he only spends 50 minutes actually lecturing on his worthless packet with no educational value to it! The other three hours he gives us quizzes on stuff he does not teach and expects us to know! AVOID AT ALL COSTS DON'T WASTE A SEMESTER WITH THIS PROFESSOR

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ENG203
Nov 10, 2011

I did learn a fair amount in his class, but he is the hardest grader I've ever encountered...ever. He even admitted that he has not given out a SINGLE A for a course grade to ANY student in the last 5 years. I was one of only two "B's" in my class. In the beginning, there were about 40 students. Only 7 of us remained by the end of the semester.

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ENG100
Nov 11, 2011

Doesn't teach you a thing, just gives every student a packet full of about 30 bad essays and you correct them and have a quiz on them daily.

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ENG203
Nov 15, 2011

Wozniak is a very intelligent man and a great teacher. Do not take this class if you are expecting an easy A. The work load is tough, but well worth it I have learned so much in his class. He has always been helpful, concise, and conscientious(he hands out packets at the beginning of the term to save students money on textbooks)

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ENG203
Dec 16, 2011

This is not a class for someone looking to get an easy A. Wozniak was a tough grader and a very inconsistent one. I love English. This was very disappointing.

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ENG203
Jan 17, 2012

All of my classes in high school were honors, and I've never received a grade lower than an "A", especially in my favorite subject (English). I tested into his 203 class and started the semester with 40 kids. By the end, there were 7 kids left. I got a C in this class.

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ENG100
Feb 22, 2012

Wozniak can be challenging to follow. This may prove difficult for some students. He is also very demanding and grades precisely, which is also unpopular with many students. I enjoy the challenge of his class. He forces you to pay attention and apply yourself. If you're in school to actually learn, consider Wozniak.

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ENG100
Apr 18, 2012

As a busy homeschooler with jobs in the voiceover industry and teaching English as a Foreign language, I had not written a single essay since middle school before taking Wozniak's class between my Junior and Senior year of High School. The fact that by the end of 6 weeks I loved literature and writing, speaks. He taught me to think. Thank you sir!

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ENG100
May 14, 2012

He is very intelligent and does know his information, but he does have a superiority complex. You WILL feel like nothing is good enough. His work load is almost insufferable, and my other classes suffered from it. Quizzes every week, and essays due every three weeks. I learned from his class, but I'm going to retake it without him being my prof.

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ENG100
Aug 10, 2013

Great writing instructor. Took two sections of composition with him before transferring to UCLA, where I won the undergraduate essay competition using style tips from his class. Take him if you're interested in developing as a collegiate writer. Not for the slacker crowd.

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ENG205
May 15, 2015

Very eloquent, fair grader, and great lecturer. Participation was important, but that's expected for a class that's heavily based on discussion. The assigned readings weren't entirely difficult, but you can get behind if you miss more than two classes at a time. I had him during the time of the brushfires, and he was very understanding.

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ENG100
Grade: C
May 19, 2015

Nice to see he is still teaching after 30 years since i took his class. He was an excellent insteuctor.

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ENG100
Grade: B+
Nov 8, 2016
Would take again

I really love taking this Professor! At the beginning he was a tough grader but he teaches you how to become better at your writing. He gives you In-class essays and essay homework! He has a very mellow voice which relaxes you. Be prepare to do your best! It makes it easier for him and you.

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ENG100
Grade: A
Dec 25, 2020
Would take again

He has been one of the best English professors I have had the pleasure of working with. The class is full of interesting discussions that kept me well engrossed in the material. The feedback on essays were so helpful. He is very clear and to the point. I highly recommend that you take his class.

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ENG101
Jun 6, 2023
Would take again

I am 56 years old. I took his English comp class 35 years ago. Hands down, my favorite professor of all time. He literally taught me how to write. It has served me well for my entire career. One of the funniest people I have ever met. I highly recommend you take his course. Well worth it. Greg Crawley

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